I'm Bored (or Boring)

Apparently I am a bore. Because I don't get invited to going away parties. Because even my sister forgot my 30th birthday. Because my parents can't keep my schedule straight. Sometimes I wish I could step outside of my body and be a spectator. Just to hear what everyone else REALLY thinks. About me, the wallflower. Ahh to be irresistable! Not to the point of having paparazzi follow my every move, but to be someone who's wanted there (besides Chris). So I don't like to drink during the week because I don't want to be hung over at work the next day. That doesn't mean I'm boring.